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A ghostly photo surfaces on a young girl's blog. Can this image be long-lost Silentt co-creator Scott? He's been rumored dead, imprisoned, held hostage, and at a Lacrosse party, but does this photo prove he still lives? It was taken in the spring of 2008 in Durham. Photographer Nicole of Durham, NC reports smelling the distinct aroma of watery gas as this mystery figure passed by.
"This photo is the first real evidence that Scott still lives. I'd point out that the photo shows Scott in the classic loping gate of the reclusive sasquatch also known as Grande-foot to the Native American. It's possible that all along Scott was just a shaved primate. Brock has charged me with bringing Scott in Dead or Alive, and by God that's what we'll do."
Homeless no more!! In January of 2007, Brock Armstrong completed a massive corporate takeover of all Silentt holdings. The bold move comes after Scott's complete personal meltdown and disappearance in 2006. Brock, who is credited with co-founding Silentt and was fired from the company in 2004, says he's come back to restore the Silentt image. He won't talk about where he got the money for the buyout, only that it involves modeling. He says he holds no ill will towards Scott. Brock added:
"Silentt can be great again. The fans never left, and they deserve better. As for my longtime friend and worst enemy Scott, I hope he can sort out his life. If not I want his family to know that when we find his body, I'll spring for the best funeral money can buy."
The New Silentt C-E-0 promises major changes to the product. Including using new fonts and even some italics. Brock says "Stay tuned and thanks for sticking with Silentt through the storm."
Headline Archives
---Chapter Seven:The Lost Trapper Keeper
Brock's Blog:
IS THIS SCOTT?:
With this new clue in hand, Silentt President Brock Armstrong has hired renowned manhunter Sheriff TomBob Clince to step up the search for Scott. Sheriff TomBob is known for his leading role on the reality show "The Real Miami Vice" where real officers bust actual crimes in progress dressed in pastel sports coats and wearing stubble, all to get the criminals giggling. Footage from cases where someone gets shot are edited out. Sheriff TomBob admits much of his time goes into filming his show. But he does offer:
BROCK BUYS SILENTT INC., SCOTT STILL MISSING:
Having trouble making sense of this website? Click here:Silentt Basics:
Staff Page: Meet the gentle, new Silent T General Manager! & see staff party photos!
PUPPET SHOW SCANDAL!!!The Puppet Episode that got Brock in Hot Water with the FCC (Ya you know me!).
DWDT: A Charity Close to Our Hearts. Announcing the opening of the DWDT Ranch!!
2005 FRIENDSHIP TEST A look at past friendship tests, and why you failed Scott time and time again.
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Excerpts From Scott's Latest Book Scott: The First "T" Is Silent:
---Chapter One: Havana Nights
---Chapter Two: The Aloha Deck
---Chapter Three: Harvest Of Years
---Chapter Four: Urban Legends I Made Up
---Chapter Five: Ring Matrix Nemo
---Chapter Six: Subtle Changes (..in the storm)
The Lost Chapter, found in Scott's Secret Vault
Read Further, Won't You?...
