Like Dolly & Kenny proved, friendship is never easy. That's why it's time to check the barometer on our friendship again. Are we closer? Are we farther apart? Do your parents have my number blocked? Please don't answer those questions. The real questions are below. Those of you that did poorly last year, this is your chance to shine. (please type in #2 pencil only)
Show Me The Answers...
Have you seen all the Die Hard movies? Lethal Weapon Movies? If not, Why? Brad in High Point writes: "Yes I have seen them all, I even went out and bought the same Beratta 92FS used in the movie by Mel Gibson"
How did your parents meet? Brad in High Point writes: "In the parking lot of the very first Wal-Mart in America"
Do you think the Joker should receive the death penalty for what he's done? Explain.
Mark in St. Louis writes: If by "Joker" you mean Scott and by "what he's done" you mean firing Brock. Then my answer is yes, yes he does. If for no other reason than Mustache-envy is a crime that should be taken seriously.
Let's say Scott's stem cell was the only thing that could save your
life, what sorts of things would you bring up to convince him to help?
Shaun in Boston writes:
If a co-worker asks Scott to come out to her car, because she wants to introduce him to her friends "Smith & Wesson", should he report it, hypothetically?
David P. in Asheville writes: Interesting question. I had a similar incident happen. Kevin B. asked my out to his car to see his "Crisco & Wesson." Turned out it was the combination he uses in his hair.
What's your least favorite joke on the website?
Ralanda C. in Durham writes: The candy yams casserole dish that Scott brought for Friday food
night..
What's your favorite joke on the website?
Sam H. in Marion writes:"I remember reading the 90's stuff (Cup of lava, Lone Ranger & Tonto, Flash takes a pee) and I'm like Whoa! Who's this guy? I've seen the future of comedy and his name is Scott Sentell. Well, it's all turned to crap. I just wish I knew what happened. Favorite joke? You're brilliant riff on Ripley's Believe It or Not (Not on website for some reason - That was you wasn't it?). Worst: Anything after 2000 - Take your pick."
What's your least favorite joke on the website?
Gardner T. in Chapel Hill writes: The Love Boat, knowing damn well there was no boat, and possibly no love.
Do you think the Joker should receive the death penalty for what he's done? Explain.
Tedd Nugent in Asheville writes: No.Those who believe that deterrence justifies the execution of certain offenders bear the burden of proving that the death penalty is a deterrent. The overwhelming conclusion from years of deterrence studies is that the death penalty is, at best, no more of a deterrent than a sentence of life in prison for insane clowns.
Now that the identity of "Deep Throat" has been revealed, who do you think "Coolio" was?
Tedd Nugent in Asheville writes: Artis Ivey Jr.
How many months would you let Scott live on life support
before you pulled the plug? Brock in Durham writes: "I would follow you back to hell and this time I'd make sure you stayed there!"
1. Does Mandy know how you try to hug all the big-breasted women in
the newsroom on holidays? I had a nasty uncle like you once. His wife
had a friend named Magnum.
2. Did I mention I just got a package from Brock? Some really
interesting pictures of you in it...
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