FRIENDSHIP TEST 2004:

Have you ever been sitting around the house and had this question pop into your head? Could I be a better friend to Scott? Now's your chance to find out. Just jot down answers to the questions below and email your responses to my staff. Your test will be graded by impartial experts, and the results will be sent back to you. And feel free to tell the truth, because I assure you, I'll never see the tests myself. As an added bonus, some of your more clever answers are posted at the bottom of this page. Don't be nervous, you've been studying your whole life for this test. (please type in #2 pencil only)


  1. What's your middle name?

  2. If they made a movie about your life, who would play you? and who would play me?

  3. Roughly, how many push-ups can you do?

  4. Should the president step in to end Quarterback controversies? (Women can choose to skip this question)

  5. Where do you want to be in five years?

  6. How does a boomerang work?

  7. If we could bring dinosaurs back to life, should we do it? Give a brief explanation for your answer.

  8. Let's say we found out that I was deathly allergic to you, and the only way we could talk is if I wore a bubble suit. How sad would that make you?




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    -Where do you want to be in five years?
    "President of the Scott Sentell fan club." Submitted by Mike T. of Asheville, a ball boy for the Pro Raquetball Circuit.

    -If they made a movie about your life, who would play you and who would play me?
    " I don't know who would play me, but you wouldn't be in it!!!!!." Submitted by Katina R. of Durham, a former News Director at the number two station in Siberia.

    -Where do you want to be in five years?
    "Dating Scott's widow." Submitted by Randy S. of Winston-Salem, a GED recipient.


    -How many push-ups can you do?
    "What's a push-up?" Submitted by Shawn S. of Atlanta, a winner of the Nobel Peace Prize for dog dentistry.


    -How does a boomerang work?
    "Only in Australia and inside Outback Steakhouses." Submitted by Seth G. of Asheville, member of Coalition for Less Coalitions.

    -Let's say we found out that I was deathly allergic to you, and the only way we could talk is if I wore a bubble suit. How sad would that make you?
    "I would make you get shots....just like you should so your wife can get a dog you selfish (edit)!." Submitted by Erin T. of High Point, Promotions Manager for Euro-Nascar.

    -Let's say we found out that I was deathly allergic to you, and the only way we could talk is if I wore a bubble suit. How sad would that make you?
    " Hmm. Well, not very. Have you ever heard of the telephone?." Submitted by Shaun B. of Raleigh, Menu Planner for the Mars Rover Missions.

    -Where do you want to be in five years?
    " Alaska, in a Bio Dome with a moat to stop the zombies." Submitted by Gardner T. of Asheville, WNC Young Baptist Republican Caucus.

    -How does a boomerang work?
    "-MADE OF WOOD, METAL, OR PLASTIC, A BOOMERANG CONSISTS OF TWO COMPONENT PARTS (WINGS) JOINED TOGETHER SO THAT THEY SPIN AROUND A CENTRAL POINT. THE WINGS ARE SET AT A SLIGHT TILT, AND HAVE AN AIRFOIL DESIGN. THIS MEANS THEY ARE ROUNDED ON ONE SIDE AND FLAT ON THE OTHER, LIKE AN AIRPLANE OR PROPELLER WING. BECAUSE AIR MOVES MORE RAPIDLY OVER THE ROUNDED TOP OF THE WING, A DIFFERENCE IN AIR PRESSURE IS CREATED, AND THE GREATER PRESSURE BELOW CAUSES LIFT. THINK OF THE BOOMERANG AS AN UNATTACHED PROPELLER, SPINNING ON ITS AXIS AS IT IS THROWN FORWARD THROUGH THE AIR. ."

    Submitted by Melissa S. of Charlotte, cheated on her SAT's and still got a 620.

    -If they made a movie about your life, who would play you and who would play me?
    "Me: I am not sure, but one thing I am sure about is that I will not have to worry about it, because it will be a cold day in hell before they make a movie about me. You: since we mainly live a telephone relationship, it would be like Keifer Southerland in Phone Booth, so I would get someone who most closely resembles your voice so either James Earl Jones or Gilbert Godfried" Submitted by Mark R. of High Point, registers with local officials whenever he moves.

    Here's what one Entertainment Writer had to say about the Friendship Test
    "A colleague of mine directed me to this website, unfortunately. As I skimmed through the site looking at all the wonderful pictures I felt a sudden "sick" feeling overtake my stomach. I started clicking furiously hoping some how to exit this self indulged site." Submitted by Brian C. of Charlotte, whose grotesque features kept him out of acting and forced him to become a critic.

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